torsdag 23. september 2010

Victory Orgasm Nazi

As most of you acolytes know, the world is filled with posers, faggots and jews, and the internet is no exception. The interweb is contaminated by untrve maggots listening to Behemoth and pretending that they are black metal. These unworthy whores are spreading their filthy maggots! They are trying to turn black metal into a hollow, family friendly and pussified piece of commercial rat-shit! Thy are trying to strip black metal of its values and turn it into something 'nice', and something that is for 'everybody'. These weak-minded cocksuckersd are spreading their spiritual HIV everywhere on the internet these days.

But there are still pure havens of kvltists devoted to maintaing the spirit and values of black metal.

Behold:



Victory Orgasm Nazi (VON) is a community for true, narrow minded and kvlt black metal fans.
It is an elite circle of vicious and kvlt individuals without moral, without mercy and without inhibitions. This place is a focal point for underground black metal and true kvltist values.
If you are a kvltist, and wish to communicate with other individuals of relatively equal kvltness, then this is the place for you.

But be warned. Anyone who are not approved by the Inner Circle will be chastised severely for intolerable jewish behavior! Victory Orgasm Nazi is a den of vicious wolves. If you cannot hold your own, then neither you or your inferiority has any place at VON.

Applicants who will receive immediate rejection:

. People who do not meet the minumum required level of kvltness
. Jews
. Christians
. Muslims
. Faggots
. People who listen to Dimmu Borgir
. People who do not walk the path of Black Metal

If any of these issues applies to you, then do not bother applying, and drown yourself in a bath of acid in stead. Slowly.

Until next time, Keep the Flame Burning!

Yours cruelly, N.S.

torsdag 16. september 2010

Innavl - Demo

Here's a demo from an obscure and underground 2-man band from Bergen, Norway. The guys behind it are friends (In a dark, misanthropic and kvlt way) and fellow kvltists of mine, and it is with their permission that I release this testament of kvltness for your benefit!



Innavl - Demo


Lineup:
Lord Drakh - Vocals and Bass
Count Morloch - Drums

Tracklist:
1. Intro 0.27
2. Stare into the Eyes of Innavl 3.09
3. Downward Spiral 3.11
4. The Sweet Scent of Genocide
5. Outro 0.47

Innavl was originally conceived as a 3-man band, but the former guitarist was appearently kicked out of the band (And beaten severely) for cutting his hair short.

The members behind Innavl are Lord Drakh and Count Morloch, two kvltists of considerable infamy. Both share a burning passion for black metal, as well a formidable history of mental illness.

As for the demo in question, it's a raw, misanthropic and kvlt vessel of utter destruction! It reeks of contempt, bile, hatred and darkness. Lord Drakh's maniacal and hateful vocals sound as if he is possessed by Satan, and Count Morloch's relentless and skillful drumming heralds in the Dark War!
Believe it or not, but this demo was actually written and recorded live only two days ago. One of the things you will notice, is that this demo is completely devoid of guitars! Appearantly, after kicking out their sell-out guitarist, Lord Drakh and Count Morloch thought 'fuck it', and recorded a demo anyway. Would it be better with guitars? Perhaps. But who the fuck cares? Innavl succeeds in creating a chaotic maelstrom of annihilation without it!

The production, as expected, is raw and kvlt as fuck. Each track was recorded on Lord Drakh's MP3-player (!), and non of the tracks have been mixed, edited or cut in any way!

Needless to say, this a true gem for all aspiring kvltists, and I can't wait to see what these degenerates cook up for their next release!


Innavl - Demo

Yours cruelly, N.S.